4 in 10 Americans want to annex Canada

A very well-administered poll by Leger Marketing of Montreal found that nearly four in 10 Americans favor annexing Canada. So should we get ready to fly a 60-star flag (ABOVE)? Not quite yet. The same poll found only 2 in 10 Canadians wanted to join the U.S. That statistic makes it seem like Canadians have a low opinion of the U.S.--then again, nearly 60 percent of our northern neighbors are in favor of adopting the U.S. dollar as their national currency. Yes, you read that right... they like our money, but don't want to become citizens. That's kinda like the boyfriend who wants all the privileges of living together, but doesn't want to get married. C'mon Canadians, time to commit. And if you don't want to lose your unique culture, maybe we should join you. Yeah, if Canada annexes the U.S., then America's huge national debt would go "poof" because there would be no America. (Enough silly ranting... but do check out the poll here)

6 comments:

  1. You need to read the article more closely: the 60% who are in favour of Canada adopting the US dollar are Americans, not Canadians.

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  2. With a generally higher standard of living, higher wages and universal and free health care, it'd be a mystery as to what would possess Canadians to give up the old fight and join the US!

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  3. If they join they should all join as one state. It would be Senate stacking if we allowed each territory to be its own state. Plus Canada has a population similar to that of California. However if Ontario or Quebec approach us we should let them join independently due to the population disbursement (maybe add Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Newfoundland and Labrador in with Quebec) and then the rest can simply be added as the single state of Canada. Then all three states (Ontario, Quebec and Canada) will all have similar populations that are still smaller than our large states. Especially because our Founding Fathers believe in creating each state equally.

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  4. Join the movement! responsible and democratic annexation of Canada. Let us join these two great nations,
    http://www.annexation.ca/

    http://www.unitednorthamerica.org/

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  5. No! Never never ever! Love, Canada :)

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