If you're suffering from the recent mega-storms, take solace--at least you don't live in Greenland. America has been trying to buy the icy island since the early 1800s. We haven't succeeded (it still belongs to Denmark), but there is an American outpost there. Yep, the Danes rent us the land for Thule Air Force Base absolutely free. 750 miles north of the Arctic Circle. I had to chuckle when I read the Base's media guide--offering "tips for when you visit." Who would go there? Apparently, they think you'll go to golf. Check out the photo. It's their golf course! This may be the only place on earth where Tiger Woods can golf undetected. Wait, Greenland's owned by the Scandinavians... Tiger's wife probably has relatives there.